Chicken Fries

Oh goddamn, here goes burger king again with another terrible idea for a fast food product. Really, what is so cool about these chicken "fries" that seem to have come to the forefront of the advertising campaign? Come on BK, what are y'all thinking about over there? IT'S JUST A SKINNY CHICKEN NUGGET. Simply shaping a processed chicken product into a French Fry shape does not magically confer upon it any qualities it would not posess shaped in its usual roundish shape. Like the mysterious "chicken rings" my high school cafeteria served on a regular basis, its hard to imagine this oddly shaped food product having its origins in a living animal; let's just think about what parts of animals are shaped like these interesting, deep fried creations. I guess all the money over at Burger King went to pay Dairus Rucker and Brooke Burke for that badass tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch commercial; they obviously aren't spending money on those office commericals for the Angus. I'm not going to lie, I've got a soft spot for BK, and I keep hoping that one day when I go there they will have miraciously stopped sucking and live up to the memories I used to have, of eating double bacon cheeseburgers like they were the shit. Dad always said the damn place was dogfood (he said that shit about Golden China and Taco Bell as well, he's wrong as fuck about those two) and I guess he's pretty much right now. For fuck's sake guys, why do you have to constantly use the microwave in the preperation of my food? I bought an angus the other day; boom, straight to the damn microwave for some "reheating". That's not how you keep my business (and don't offer me these stupid chicken fries, cause I ain't impressed).