Page 2 candy brackets

Finally, something I can get excited about in Law School. However, it's a total travesty that goddamn Red Vines knocked out Twisslers in the first round. And what the fuck are candy corn and bit-o-honey both doing in a bracket? Those crap candies should have been in the play-in game, no way both deserve a slot in the big dance. And do they even sell candy cigarettes anymore? Plus, they sucked. They would fall apart in your mouth, and tasted like dried out asshole with some sugar sprinkled on it. Obviously, I once thought they were cool. Then, I realized nicotine worked waaaay better.