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So, this week has sucked. Not in a figurative, wish I had lived the week to its potential way. Also not in a it is rainy and cold and windy way. No, this week has been, BOOM MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE UNPREPARED FOR LIFE kinda suck. But hey, its almost over at this point, so we should look ahead to the positives of spring break and no more tests for a long time. One consistent positive has been the massive amout of luck I have when buying diet pepsi. Yesterday at work, I bought 2 DP's. Not one free song, but two! Exceptional luck for a game that claims odds of 1:3. I think my win total is somewhere in the 12-14 range now; this should tell you something about how many I buy at work. Another strong positive has been my well-honed last minute studying skills, since the duke game really didn't help me prepare for this week at all. It helped me see things burned on Franklin street and buy my first blue cup, with borrowed money from dustin because I carry no cash. I also took the opportunity to call my dad (DUKE fan), also while in He's Not. It is a unique and invigorating experience to talk to your parents on the phone while drinking a huge blue cup of beer, and listening to your father make excuses about missed free-throws. At least he doesn't like shavlik randolph. As I sit here, I have just placed the leg of my pants into the ranch dip, which was very smooth on my part. Tommorow is the final test, and since I am currently wasting time, I will quickly dispatch the rest of this post with a few lists, since they are easier to make than actual coherent sentances. Maybe not all my sentances are coherent anyway, but it's been a tough one people.
Things I'd like to do:
1. Go to Alaska
2. Get paid to watch Movies (or read books, or play playstation games)
3. Make Dean's List, just one time.
4. Win a Blue intramural champions shirt before I graduate. (the chances on this one are slim)
5. Build a castle out of money that I win in the lottery.
6. Catch this castle on fire, just to prove how much money I have. (but then I would put it out really fast, because you can't burn money, duh.)
7. Hit the jump next to the public library in Sparta with some kind of badass car like a ferrari or a porsche, just to see how much air you can really get.
8. Retire.
At the info desk last night, I found a worn bible, and started flipping through it, since it had lots of page markers and what seemed to be interesting notes. The page I happened to land on was the first page of first cornithians, and nestled inside were 2 Virginia Lotto tickets. Does this qualify as Irony?